Friday, March 9, 2012

Awkward Etiquette

How many times have you been in an awkward situation and you didn't know
what to do or say? This is my version of awkward etiquette.

Speak up if someone...

 1. Has something in their teeth or something hanging out of their nose.
     You know you would want somebody to tell you!

 2. Has their tag sticking out of the top of their shirt.
     Just tell the person.

 3. Owes you money.
     If you don't speak up you may never get paid back.

Don't say a word if someone...

1. Has flatulence. 
    If you just walked into the room just walk out (if you can), but if you can't,
    go to the other side of the room.

2. Has body odor (unless you know for a fact that they haven't heard of
    Chances are this person knows that they smell. They either don't care, or 
    they just haven't found a deodorant that works for them.

3. You don't know well is bending over and you can see their butt-crack
    or their thong.
    Just look away.



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